1. Dye your hair green.
2. Do Riverdance while waiting for the bus or around the supermarket
3. Sing Oh Danny Boy at the metro station, and put a hat in front of you. It will pay for the green beer.
4. Change your name to O'Rosenblum, O'Garcia or O'Demetriov.
5. Read Finnegan's Wake out loud. Try to make sense of it.
6. Visit every Irish pub in town and order a Perrier.
7.Go to every Irish pub in town wearing orange and then claim you're a Giant's supporter when they try to knock you to a pulp.
8: Go up to the most attractive man/woman you meet and say "Kiss me, I'm Irish." See if they believe you.
9: Go to confession for the stupid numbers 1-8
10. And if none of the above appeal to you, then order a copy of the new Molly Murphy book, HUSH NOW, DON'T YOU CRY. It's a better way to spend your time than any of the others and far less dangerous!